Slice Masters (Team 3) — team champions.
Scott Eskridge
Kenneth Gibson
Dan Dickens
Bob Difonzo
Mark Shaffer
Dean Lackey
Pat Donehue
Tim Hughes
Jimmy Burns
Rich JedlowskiLow net (White tees)
Corey KlessigLow net (Gold tees)
Gary Smith
Corey KlessigKicked in doors for the Marines, now I just kick down flagsticks with my PXGs and the Golpher.
Sam PaughI've started aiming for the trees on the left, just to keep my follow-through consistent.
Bali Ramaraowin or lose booze
Larry HullI am prepared to negotiate my handicap... for the right price.
Mike MiloserDid you guys see the Pool, I could've done a better job!
Dave MoenThey say practice makes perfect, but in golf, even the perfect practice shot can end up in the rough.
Virgil ThompsonThe only thing straight about my drive is the path of the beer cart when it's headed my way.
Randy ShoffMy golf strategy is simple: Hit the ball, find the ball, hit it again. Repeat until drunk.
Dennis StewartDo you smell that, it smells like marijuana.
Carl SmithMy 8-iron is the only club in my bag that hasn't threatened to walk off the course.
Llynal CareyI'm not saying I'm good, I'm just saying I never have to look for my ball in the rough... because it’s not there.
Scott Tefft2024 Bayou Classic Invitational Champion
Johnny EasonIf I bogey the first 2 holes somebody better pull out the Vodka
Jeff WattsThe Commisioner, don't piss me off or you may find yourself off the list.
Bruce BentIs this putt good?
Gary SmithI almost have enough frequent flyer miles for a summer tip to Thailand.
Dale Valentine—
Donny ReedIf I am not on the teebox I am at the blackjack table trying to win my money back.
Doyle HicksI have more doctors than friends.
Jim KnowlesGolf: where the scorecard lies and the beer doesn't.
Bob DifonzoI am the guy to beat! I am the Scotty Sheffler of Invitationals
Scott Eskridge—
Kenneth GibsonDid you guys see the cart girl, I need a glass of wine.
Dan Dickens—
Mark ShafferI was at the bar with Johnny last night and I can't remember anything past 10PM
Dean LackeyMy golf swing is best described as a full-body dry heave.
Pat DonehueI'm only using the honor system for my score because my caddy quit after the first tee.
Tim HughesI hold the money, so yea if I don't show I will be driving my Chevelle to Vegas.
Jimmy BurnsMy biggest worry isn't the water hazard, it's my eight-iron's witness protection program.
Rich JedlowskiYou can't handle the TRUTH!
John GauthierI only use my driver on par-3s. It's the only club I can reliably hit sideways into the next fairway.
Tyler ClarkFree lessons after each round...
Kevin BuckruckerKeep an eye on this I have no idea where it is going; just like when I fly.
Greg HajdylaWhy did they put me in the last group?
Dave EmertonMy putter and I are in a long-term relationship. It's complicated, and we mostly yell at each other.
Kevin MurphyMy golf handicap? Keeping a straight face after a bad shot.
John LiskeIn golf, the term 'hazard' is just a fancy way of saying a place where my ball mysteriously disappears.
Harley FinnellIs it always this hot and humind in Loisianna?
Larry Swedlund—ALL MEDAL PLAY (TOTAL SCORE) — NOT MATCH PLAY. Days 2 and 3 are decided by total strokes (net), not by winning individual holes. Day 1: Split format (Front 9 Scramble, Back 9 Alternate Shot) — 1 Point for winning holes 1–9, 1 Point for winning holes 10–18; ½ Point per nine if tied. Gross score, no handicaps.
Drive to Shreveport: Depart Robson Ranch 10:00am. Arrive Bally's Resort ~2:30pm. About 200 miles, ~4.5 hours.
📍 Driving directions: Robson Ranch → Bally's Shreveport
5:00 PM: Mandatory Welcome Party at Bally's. Drinks & Appetizers provided.
No handicaps; all play is gross. 1 Point for winning holes 1–9 (Scramble), 1 Point for winning holes 10–18 (Alternate Shot); ½ Point per nine if tied.
Two Man Teams = TEAMS 1 vs 2, AND Teams 3 vs 4. Shotgun start at 10:00 AM.
HOLES 1–9: SCRAMBLE
HOLES 10–18: TRUE ALTERNATE SHOT
Matchups: Team 1 vs Team 2 / Team 3 vs Team 4. Lodging: Bally's Resort & Casino
Two Man Teams – TEAMS 1 vs 3, and TEAMS 2 vs 4. Best Ball for 18 holes / Total Score of the Best Ball (NOT MATCH PLAY). 1 Point winning team / ½ Point tie.
Handicaps are the regular course handicap as designated on the course handicap sheet.
After the round (Day 1): Return to Bally's Shreveport. Drive to Cypress Bend (Day 2): Depart Shreveport 9:00am (about 78 miles). Arrive Cypress Bend by 11:00am for 1:00 PM tee times.
📍 Driving directions: Bally's Shreveport → Cypress Bend Resort
— Ron Williams (frequent traveler on this route)
Matchups: Team 1 vs Team 3 / Team 2 vs Team 4
Lodging: Wyndham Hotel at Cypress Bend
Golf Rate: $60.42 (Inc. Tax & Cart)
SINGLES – MEDAL PLAY, TOTAL NET – TEAMS 1 vs 4, and TEAMS 2 vs 3. 2 Points to winning team / 1 Point if tied. Individual: Low Net (White Tees) and Low Net (Gold Tees).
Handicaps are the regular course handicap as designated on the course handicap sheet.
⚠️ IMPORTANT NOTE
Keep track of total Gross/Net Score.
NO GIMMIE PUTTS
🏆 NEW AWARD ALERT
To encourage "No Gimmies", we will be presenting the
"Missed Putt from the Shortest Distance Award".
Drive to The Tempest (Day 3): After Day 2, depart Cypress Bend. About 115 miles, ~2 hours. Arrive by 9:30am for 10:30 AM tee times.
📍 Driving directions: Cypress Bend Resort → The Tempest (Gladewater, TX)
10:30 AM Tee Times
Matchups: Team 1 vs Team 4 / Team 2 vs Team 3
3:00 PM: Awards & Lunch immediately following round.
Drive home (after awards): The Tempest (Gladewater) → Robson Ranch. About 120 miles, ~2 hours.
📍 Driving directions: Gladewater (The Tempest) → Robson Ranch
No handicaps (gross). Front 9: 2-Man Scramble — 1 Point for winning team, ½ Point if tied. Back 9: 2-Man Alternate Shot — 1 Point for winning team, ½ Point if tied. Two points possible on Day 1. Gimmies are allowed and encouraged for pace of play.
Format: Medal play (low team net score wins). Not match play.
Handicaps are the regular course handicap as designated on the course handicap sheet.
Gimmies are allowed and encouraged for pace. Full 18-hole net scores must be recorded for each player; low net per hole counts for the team.
Format: Medal Play for The Tempest — total NET score for 18 holes. Not match play. Day 3 is worth 2 Points to the winning team, 1 Point if tied.
⚠️ CRITICAL: You MUST putt everything out on Day 3. No concessions allowed. We need a valid 18-hole score for the Net Tournament.
BUMPING IS IN EFFECT.
Players are permitted to bump the ball within one foot (12 inches) of where it originally lay, not nearer the hole, using the clubhead.
USGA Model Local Rule E-3 (Preferred Lies). The Committee may adopt other relief distances.
Goal: Avoid "The Walk of Shame" and speed up play.
Penalty: 2 Strokes.
Procedure: If you hit your ball Out of Bounds, you do NOT need to return to the tee. Instead, place your ball in the fairway adjacent to where it went out of bounds.
(This simulates hitting a 3rd shot from the tee and landing it in the fairway. You are now lying 3, hitting your 4th shot).
Par 3 OB: If the hole has a drop zone, play from the drop zone. If not, re-tee.
Purpose: To speed up play when a ball is clearly in play but cannot be located (e.g., buried in deep rough or leaves).
"If a player’s ball is lost and the group agrees it is not Out of Bounds, the player may opt to treat the lost ball as an Unplayable Lie rather than taking Stroke and Distance."
Note: If the group believes the ball may be Out of Bounds, this rule does NOT apply. You must proceed under standard OB rules (2 stroke penalty, drop in fairway).
Format: 2-Man Scramble / Alt Shot
Format: 2-Man Best Ball NET (medal play, not match play)
Golf Rate: $60.42 (Inc. Tax & Cart)
Format: Medal Play — Total NET (not match play)
Golf Rate: $60
Low net (White tees): Corey Klessig, 76
Low net (Gold tees): Gary Smith, 79
GREAT NEWS:
BOTH nights at Bally's are 100% COMPED!
Includes mandatory welcome party Sunday at 5pm.
Stay right on the property at the lake.
Make your own reservation — call the number above.
When you call:
Room rate
$130.00 per room per night × 12.625% hotel tax = $146.41
Check in March 24 · Check out March 25
Wyndham + golf (Tuesday)
Hotel (1 room): $130.00 × 12.625% tax = $146.41
Golf (18 holes): $55.00 + 9.85% tax = $60.42 (includes cart)
Total: $206.83 per golfer